We're Going STREAAAAAAAKING!

Ron Burgundy he is not! In fact, this news guy is an FDA-approved d0uchebag! Which is probably why he's doing news in . . . Cleveland! Home of the Indians, Browns and Mark Price. Speaking of white ball handlers, I love how nudists and streakers are all uber pale, hairy and jello-jiggly. More power to all of them, they make the world a happier, healthier place. Although, I don't think nekkidness should be embraced EVERYWHERE (i.e., nude gym in Amsterdam). There are some things that need not be seen - like a 65 year old naked man, riding a stationary bike. EWWWW!