Have A Rice Day!

Have A Rice Day!

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Nas 1, Jay-Z 0


The milkshake's gone bad, b!tches! The boss-lady, Mrs. Nassir Jones (née Kelis Rogers), was arrested at 4:30 AM on Friday in Miami after screaming racial slurs at two female police officers who were working undercover as prostitutes. She was released on $1,500 bond hours later, Miami-Dade County jail spokeswoman Janelle Hall said.

The officers were working an undercover operation in South Beach, when cops say Kelis started screaming racial obscenties at the women. I still don't know the race of the undercover hizzoes, or else I'd have listed some plausible obscenties for your reading pleasure. The crazy heiffer kept screaming at 5-0 and rushed toward them, until her party-pooper friends restrained her. Then she charged at them again and that's when she was cuffed!

According to the police report, Kelis' "actions caused people walking by to stop and form a crowd. The sidewalk was blocked by the disturbance, causing people to walk in the street and causing traffic to stop."

Stale-is was charged with two misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and for resisting arrest.

Way to go, Nas! She's a WINNER! Then again, considering his last wife was sleeping with A.I. and Jiggaman while she was still with him, this is probably an "upgrade" for the Queensbridge native. I'd rather be with someone that has tourette's than a philandering groupie ho (who's got a new tell-all book out a la Karinne Superhead Stefans).

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