Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

In 1920, the Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution was passed, giving most women a right to vote. In the last 90 years, women have made great strides towards gender equality. But forget women's suffrage and equal pay, the latest and greatest advancement for women has been introduced.

Now we can stand and pee! A new product, called the P-mate™ lets us pee like the boys! It is a portable urinating device that allows us to pretend we got willies. The website touts the producty as allowing women to pee "without losing their dignity or risking unhygienic and unpleasant public restrooms. The P-Mate™ can be used during any activity where restroom facilities are less than desirable, or not available at all." Forget unsanitary bathrooms I wanna pee and write my name in the snow!

How do you use it?

1. Simply pop open the P-Mate, move your underwear aside, and place the cupped opening against your body under the flow area between your legs.

2. Tilt hips so funnel faces slightly downwards. Relax and pee!
You can remove any drops left behind by slowly moving the P-mate to the front, and catching them with the back of the P-mate.

Let the boys leave the toilet seat up . . . who cares?