we all know the Jimmy Buffet song about the jaded man putting out a want ad for some new pu$$y only to end up on a date with his "old lady". well this pop-that-c00chie-posting by good ole Luke Skyywalker is kind of like that . . . except he's looking for a rack a h0es to play with his saber and turn some jedi tricks for him and all his pals. so all of you 2007 grads looking for your first real (hand/blow) job or you are currently employed but are looking to make some extra cash and contract a veneral disease and/or have a baller's baby, read below and good luck! Uncle Luke asks that only the "fine and freaky" apply.
'UNCLE LUKE' & FREAKFEST '07 is COMING to D.C.*****
Reply to: mailto:freakfest07@yahoo.com
Date: 2007-04-29, 12:27AM EDT
UNCLE LUKE (Luther Campbell) former member of "2 Live Crew", label owner, music artist/producer, film/video director, and known to many as the "Black Hugh Heffner"! The man responsible for Freaknik & BET UnCut is currently working on his 7th installment of FREAKFEST. After Daytona, Miami, Cancun, Atlanta, & Houston, FREAKFEST '07 is coming to WASHINGTON D.C. NOW!!!!!!! We are looking for 'TALENT' in ALL areas at ALL levels. ALL RACES ARE WELCOME. POSITIONS ARE LIMITED. PLEASE be fine and freaky. FREAKFEST is a 3-day event for 2 Weekends. You can work 1 day or everyday.
Positions and $$PAY$$ are:
Hostess/Go-Go Dancer: (NO NUDITY) Greeters, Lap Dancers, Floor Models, Eye Candy $$$750 per day + tips$$$ SEXY IS A MUST!!!
Model Mistress: (SEMI-NUDE) Girls available for PRIVATE sessions doing Handjobs And/Or Blowjobs for the High Profile Guests $$$1,500 per day + tips$$$
Exotic Entertainers: (NUDE) Stage performers; YOU WILL BE ON VIDEO, Perform sex acts on request of the host/co-host. Participating in contests, shows, B/G, G/G, TOYS, SEXUAL TRICKS & GAMES with guests of FREAKFEST $$3,000 a day + tips$$
Chamber Girls: (NUDE) Same as an Exotic Entertainer only NOT on video. You participate in similar activities but in PRIVATE & with the High Profile Guests of FREAKFEST $$$3,000 a day + tips$$$
Groupies: (NUDE) The same as Chamber Girls but only for UNCLE LUKE and his Staff. Also have the opportunity to travel ON TOUR with Uncle Luke and his Crew after the FREAKFEST Weekends are over. All travel and living expenses paid in addition to base compensation. You would cater to all the needs of Uncle Luke and his Team and NOT be required to have contact with any of Luke's FREAKFEST participants. $$$$$5,000 a day + Expenses$$$$$
Selections are based on 25% Look 25% Technique & 50% Ability to LISTEN****
NO POSITION REQUIRES YOU TO DO ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT READY & WILLING TO DO EVER! \u003cbr\>Some activities will be recorded. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE ON VIDEO AT ALL!!! \n\u003cbr\>*COME NETWORK & MEET WITH SOME OF THE BIG NAMES IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY*
Scheduled to participate: UNCLE LUKE & MARIE LUV (Host/Co-Host)
(ARTISTS)T-Pain, Lil' Jon, LL Cool J, Busta Ryhmes, DJ Khaled, DJ Clue, T.I., Ludacris, Lil' Wayne, Young Buck, Fat Joe, Snoop Dogg, Ice-T, Doug E. Fresh, Bishop Don 'Magic' Juan, JadaKiss, Rich Boy, Rick Ross, Pitbull, & Others.
(EXOTIC PERFORMERS) Nikki 'Hoopz' Alexander, Diana DeVoe, Caramel, Obsession, Ms. Lori Alexia, Simone West, Blaze, Menage, Deja Vu, Lacy Duvalle, & Others.
*******PLEASE COPY & PASTE THE LIST BELOW W/ YOUR INFO & EMAIL IT TO US*******
First Name:
Alias (Stage Name):
Date Of Birth:
City & State:
Phone #:
Height:
Weight:
Measurements:
Dress Size:
Position Interested In:
Attach 2 sexy pics of your full body before submitting your email.
You MUST be at least 18 years of age to participate. ******Responses without pictures or phone numbers will not be contacted****** GOOD LUCK!
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